I've always said I would die while travelling. Maybe I'd go down in a dramatic fireball of a plane crash, or perhaps I'd slip off a cliff in some beautiful exotic location, the possibilities really are endless. And let's be honest with my track record no one would be shocked if the worst were to happen while I'm off on my holibobs.
If I'm not tripping down a flight of stairs and breaking bones, I'm out and about making bad decisions, so between my own clumsiness and the sheer amount of wild things that happen to me on regular basis, it's really no surprise that I've already had a few close calls.
So here are 6 times I thought I was going to die while travelling...
That time I was hit by a car in Amalfi
Amalfi is without a doubt one of the most beautiful seaside towns I've ever had the pleasure of visiting. The views across the town are spectacular, and the waters that lap the shore are calm and warm, it really is the perfect place for a short break. But if you've ever been to Italy I'm sure you'll know all too well that the roads are anything but paradise. Never in my life have I seen such dangerous driving on such tiny winding roads.
Now I'm fairly used to being hit by things, I have a habit of stepping out into roads without looking after all, but this incident was far from my fault for once. As I was making my way up one of the twisting roads leading out of Amalfi I was all too aware of the cars zipping up and down, getting ever closer to myself. Ensuring I was strolling as close to the barrier as humanly possible I was fairly certain I would be safe from the speeding vehicles even though my bare legs would be sprayed with a fine layer of dust and warm air with every passing car. This imaginary safety bubble I had wrapped around myself was soon burst when I felt a hard hot chunk of plastic smash into my left arm. I'd been hit by the wing mirror of a car. Luckily I wasn't too hurt, and the only damage I came away with was a sore shoulder, nothing a little Aperol Spritz couldn't fix eh?
That time I accidentally ate raw meat in Warsaw
Languages, I've always been fascinated by them but I've never been able to get my head around anything other than English. And it's not like I didn't try, I spent 5 good years of my life trying to learn German and all I've got to show for it is a GCSE certificate and the ability to order a very limited amount of food items with a very questionable accent. So when I travel, apart from using a basic translate app, I often have to rely on old fashioned good luck to survive, which brings me to my next story.
On my second day in Warsaw, I found myself walking down a huge boulevard lined with tall grey communist-era buildings. With my destination still a little while away and my stomach begging for lunch, I decided it was time to grab a snack. Being further out from the city that I would have liked, and also not wanting to lose too much time I nipped into a convenience store for a quick bite to eat.
Most food items are pretty self-explanatory, so regardless of my inability to read anything other than English I was fairly confident I had just bought a banging pack of Polish Peperami. Happy with my snack, and keen to continue on my way I soon started munching away and that's when it hit me. As soon as I bit down on my new meaty treat my mouth was filled with a spicy liquid. Unsure of what I had just chomped on I quickly I swallowed it all down. Panic ensued. Myself and my partner at the time began trying to frantically translate the packet to decipher if I had just consumed raw meat. Convinced it was too late for me, I put the porky snack away and began wondering just how severe my food poisoning would before returning to the hotel. Once back at the reception area I hysterically begged the concierge to translate what was left of the wrapper so that I could be sure just what I would be vomiting up later that evening. "Cured meat" he quickly replied. And so I did not die, this time.
Amsterdam, The Netherlands
That time I burst a blood vessel in my eye in Amsterdam
My ability to injure myself generally knows no bounds, but apart from the occasional bruises I get while intoxicated, I usually know how I've done it. Well, when I awoke one morning in misty Amsterdam I'd done some damage I couldn't account for. While I was likely drinking fairly heavily the night before I'd not gone too wild, and so as I started to do my makeup in the hotel room mirror I was shocked to see blood within my eyeball. The small drop of blood, which had pooled on the white of my left eye, was alarming but as it was so tiny I didn't panic. That was until I was eating breakfast and my partner at the time noticed that the blood had spread, and quite quickly too.
Sure that I was bleeding out through my eyeball I desperately scanned google for an English speaking doctor in central Amsterdam. By this time the majority of my eye was now covered in a deep shade of red and I could feel the liquid oozing underneath the surface. Having no luck with my search I approached the hotel receptionist who looked just as concerned as I. He quickly discovered a private doctor a few streets away and so off we went, into the cold of the morning to find out if I would live to see another day.
It wasn't long before we found ourselves in the home of a friendly Dutch Doctor who was all too casual about my terminal condition. He quickly checked me over and assured me I wasn't going to die, though the bleed would likely get worse before it got better, fantastic. And so I left the Doctors house reassured and slightly proud that he initially thought I was Norwegian, so I must have looked hot that day. My holiday photos were ruined, but at least I didn't have internal bleeding.
Lunch with a view in Amalfi
So what have I learned from this? 1. I panic VERY easily 2. I bother hotel receptionists way too much with my medical concerns. And 3. One day I will probably die while travelling...
Don't forget to come back to read part two of the times I thought I would die while travelling! Yes, there are MORE stories!!
And please feel free to leave your own little travel mishaps in the comments below! I love hearing about your stories too!
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Ever since I can remember, prepping for a holiday has been one of my favourite things to do. Rushing around the shops grabbing some last minute toiletries and adding a few too many new outfits to the trolly has always been a fond past time for me. And so when I arrived at Merry Hill shopping centre in March 2008 to do just that I was excited, little did I know what I would actually be taking home with me.
This year Mother's Day falls on the 27th of March, so if you haven't got that special lady a gift just yet, you'd better act fast! But what do you get the most influential woman in your life? Well if you're from Birmingham, I already know one thing you're definitely going to be hunting down this March - a "Mom" card. We don't do "Mum", "Mam" or "Mother" here!
I'll also assume (because you're reading this gift guide) that you're a good Brummie who is looking to support some great Birmingham businesses this Mother's Day, so I'll try to help you out the best I can!
I've popped together a list of fantastic Birmingham independent's supplying all of the things your Mom could possibly want. From flowers arranged by born and bred Brummies to bevs brewed right here in the second city, I'd like to think I've got it all covered!
Oh and I've even tracked down a couple of Mom cards too! You're welcome!
So here it is, my ultimate Brummie Mothers Day Gift Guide...
Plants and flowers
Jungle Houseplants
Birmingham based houseplant shop with delivery across the UK. Gifts, greetings cards, and gift cards are also available.
Isherwood & Co
Florist and houseplant shop based in beauty Bournville in south Birmingham. Mother's day bouquets, gifts, and cards available to order.
Get 10% off all cut flowers online until 26th March with code GRACE10.
Easy Plants
Houseplants, garden plants, artificial plants and more, all available for delivery across the UK.
Urban Design Flowers
Hall Green based florist offering bouquets, gifts, cards, balloons, and more.
Petals of Piccadilly
A boutique florist based in Piccadilly Arcade in Birmingham City Centre.
Flowers at Moor Street
Fresh flowers, house plants, and gifts available to buy online or from Moor Street Station.
Health and beauty
Aura-Lutus Beauty
A vegan and cruelty free makeup brand based right here in Birmingham.
Harvest Skincare
An independant skincare company based in Kings Heath. Facials, massages, and others treatments are also available.
Shakina Spa
Dry Spa in the centre of Birmingham. Treatments, gift vouchers, and spa products available.
Moor Hall Hotel & Spa
Spa hotel based in Sutton Coldfield. Treatments and gift vouchers available.
Clothes, jewellery, and accessories
Urban Village Vintage
Vintage clothes, accessories, books, and records.
People
Clothes, accessories, homeware and more.
Working Clasp
Laser cut jewellery, DIY craft kits, and workshops available.
A Typical Thing
Minimal recycled silver jewellery. Designed and made in Brum.
Hannah Kyriakou jewellery
Botanical inspired jewellery handmade in Birmingham's world famous Jewellery Quarter.
Food and drink
The Early Bird Bakery
Independent bakery based in Kings Heath. Cakes, Bruch, and gift Vouchers available.
Three Church Road
Restaurant and bistro based in Edgbaston. Mothers Day Afternoon Tea available.
Pineapple Club
A new Birmingham based cocktail bar. Gift vouchers and Pre made cocktails available for delivery.
Grace + James
Kings Heath based shop and deli selling Wine, cheese, hampers and more.
Loki Wines
Natural wines and gift cards available.
Cards, gifts, and wrapping
Folks Like These
Stationary, books, greetings cards and more.
You Got This Club
Funky cards, gifts, hampers, and more.
Rachel Alice Art
Greetings cards and prints. "Mom" cards available!
Marenzo Designs
Cards, stickers, wine labels, and more. "Mom" cards available!
Baby Aid Birmingham
A Brummie charity selling mothers day cards to help families with young children. "Mom" cards available!
Cards By Banks
Fun Brummie greetings cards. "Mom" cards available!
Blooming Heck
Plantable cards which bloom into flowers. "Mom" cards available!
So with all these fantastic Birmingham Businesses selling all kinds of cards and gifts, I'm sure you'll be able to pick up a thing or two for your Mom this Mother's Day whilst also supporting some great independent sellers!
Let me know if you've grabbed any goodies from the businesses lifted above, and if you think I've missed off any fab Brummie brands give me a shout in the comments!
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